Weird Stuff

Author: Carlo@hoGc // Category:
Recently, there's so many things that have been happening.

Firstly, is the two suicides that have happened in NTU. People are now
speculating that they're linked. But police have not yet found any
link between the two deaths.

Secondly, transsexuals in the southern Indian city of Chennai are
getting their own public toilets. Don't you think toilets catered
specially for transsexuals are weird? Can you just imagine what the
sign will say/show on the door? People are really weird sometimes.
Here's an FYI fact: there is around 500k transexuals across India
which means that they take up approximately 0.4% of India's population
and they are the most marginalized and discriminated against.

Lastly, a Kangaroo hopped a fence to a family's backyard and then
decided to "escape" the yard through the family's bedroom window. The
father, who stated that he only had his "Bonds undies on" and that he
felt "vulnerable", then wrestled the Kangaroo out the front door.
It's really funny because the family has a huge sense of humor.
Instead of panicking and being scared out of their wits, the wife was
reported as saying that she "thinks he's a hero: a hero in Bonds
undies". Maybe he can be the next superman or batman who puts their
underwear outside to show off their unique sense of style to the world.

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A transexual jailed for sexually assaulting two women is demanding a
sex change and wants government health care to pay for it. He wants an
orchidectomy to surgically remove his testes. He was reported as
saying that he raped the two women because he was a "female trapped
inside a male's body" and that he was just trying to act out in ways
that he "thought a male was suppose to act"

Ok.

I'm just wondering. Why is today's news full of transsexuals? Is there
something big going on?

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Oprah has warned Rihanna that she will be beaten up by Chris Brown
again and that Rihanna should stay away from Chris Brown.

Somehow I find this kind of expected from Oprah. I was just waiting
for it.

But it's really kind of weird that Rihanna would actually take Chris
Brown back even after being beaten up badly. To me Rihanna is sending
out the wrong message to girls that it's ok to be beaten up by their
boy friends.

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Twitter is slowly catching up in Singapore.

Companies in Singapore are now using Twitter to gather quick feedback
and promote their latest products and services. It has been stated by
a Promotions Manager that Twitter "has the potential to be the next
big thing in Singapore"

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For those who still does not know what Twitter is. Here's a short guide.

Twitter is a microblogging site which allows users to describe what
they are doing in real-time in less than 140 characters. There are a
few ways in which you can update your Twitter(or in the Internet
Jargon, Tweet). For those using BlackBerrys you can Tweet using an
application called Tweetberry. For iPhone and iPod Touch users, you
can search for tweetie which is a Paid App so i'm sure that
Sinagporeans won't like that so a good Free App is TwitterFon which i
am personally using. For FireFox users, you can get the add-on
TwitterFox.

Personally, for me, TwitterFon is the best because it is simple and
gives you all you need in twitter. It has a Simple Fool-Proof
interface and presents tweets to you in a simple and readable way.

There are also a few Jargons in Twitter that you have to take note. Following another person means that you will receive all the tweets of that person. When a person Follows you, it means that he or she is receiving your tweets every time you tweet. @ Replies is used whenever you want to reply to a certain user so that that particular Tweet will be directed at that user and that user will know that that tweet is for him. Direct Messages are Private messages so it means that only the user whom you sent the Tweet to will see that Tweet. The difference between @ Replies and Direct Message is that the public can see the @ Replies while Direct Messages Can Not be seen by the Public.

So for those who have not yet gotten a Twitter account, you better get
one soon because it's going to be so mainstream soon.

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Finally we've come to the most awaited segment.

Douche Bag Of The Day!

For today's Douche Bag Of The Day, we go all the way to America where
a young girl was beaten up by a policeman.

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Apparently this young girl threw a shoe at the police officer and
after that all hell broke loose. The Policeman comes in to the room
where the girl was in, knees her on the stomach, punched her on the
face, slammed her face on the wall, throws her to the ground, puts his
knee on her back and even after she was already down, he threw
multiple punches at her.

The officer released a statement that the shoe caused him "bruising,
bleeding and pain".

What a bunch of Platypus Shit.

Unless that shoe was made of steel and has spikes on it and if the
girl was some muscular champion shotput thrower then he's a freaking
liar.

This is really a clear case of abuse of power and that's why he's our
Douche Bag Of The Day!

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That's all I really have to say this Monday, March 9 2009. I'm Carlo
and you've just been slapped with a prata.