The Journey Of A Vision

It’s Thursday! Otherwise known as the day before Friday!

So which of these stories will you be talking about today or tomorrow or whatever makes you happy?

Jamie Foxx peed on Miley Cyrus' snake while watching Susan Boyle become a huge YouTube hit? 

Hahahahas.. Right....

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Comedian and actor Jamie Foxx has apologized to Miley Cyrus for urging her to “make a sex tape and grow up”.

Wow.

That’s pretty amazing! For a father of a 13 year old daughter! He noted that “sometimes as comedians, you know, we go a little too far”. Well, sir. That’s not little. That’s further than far. I guess Mr Foxx didn’t realize that he was a father of a teenager as well. I wonder what he will feel if someone told his daughter to go “make a sex tape”?

Totally uncalled for.

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Have you ever watched the excruciatingly painful to watch movie, Snakes on a Plane? It was corny and oh so boring. You know why? Because it’s a movie!

Now just imagine that happening in real life. Now that’s even more exciting!

A Qantas airliner was grounder after finding out that 4 snakes were missing from the cargo hold on the passenger flight. Twelve baby pythons were packed but upon arrival to its destination, there were only 8! Reptile experts suggested that some of the baby pythons have eaten the others because apparently it’s not uncommon for them to eat each other.

The corporate manager asked whether these snakes were endangered and after finding out that they were not, decided to take the plane out of service and fumigate it so that just in case the snakes do turn up, “they will be very much dead snakes”

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On other news but kind of the same topic. A Kenyan man bit a python after it tried to haul him up a tree and constrict him. The python reportedly coiled itself around the man’s upper body so he didn’t have much choice but to resort to desperate measures. When the tail waggled by his mouth, he bit it hard. The man survived with damaged lips and bruising.

The snake was then moved into a bird and snake sanctuary, but it escaped and now remains at large. Reminds of Mas Selamat. 

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If your bladder is full and have tried your best to contain your urine, what else can you do? Run to the nearest toilet! Or if you really can’t hold it in much longer, stand up on your seat and start urinating at the passenger besides you!

That’s just what a 28 year old man did and he have been sentenced to three weeks in jail.

He allegedly urinated on a 66 year old woman during a flight last month from Los Angeles to Honolulu. She was watching the in-flight movie when this guy stood up and began urinating at her!

And that is why Mr Jerome Kenneth Kingzio is our Douche Bag of the Day!

If you got to pee real badly, pee on you pants. 

Or rather.

If you can’t old your bladder, don’t drink at all Douche Bag! (He have been allegedly drinking on the flight)

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Google Top Searches

Among the top searches in Google:

Ted Failon

A philippine broadcast journalist, his wife was found to have committed suicide. But recent news indicates that evidence points out that it was not actually a suicide but (unconfirmed) homicide. Apparently, in most suicide cases, shots fired are on contact but the one that was fired on her was determined to not be a contact shot because gun powder was found on her head.

Police are further investigating the cause of her being in a critical and unstable condition in the hospital.

Maris Stella High School

Recently, there has been a badminton match between Anglican High School and Maris Stella High School. In this match, a controversial line call was made which caused a confusion on who won the championship.

What was supposed to be ‘in’ was called by the umpire to be out. MSH students celebrated their win and started cheering when the umpire decided to walk over to AHS corner and talk to them. The next thing that the MHS supporters knew, AHS supporters were breaking out in cheer.

Puzzled, the umpire turned to the MSH students and told them that they lost.

This is a controversial call because the linesman said that he was very sure that the shuttlecock was in. Even spectators from various schools like Victoria School and St Joseph’s institution testified that they saw clearly that the shuttlecock was ‘well inside the line’. Supporters also reported that the umpire kept quite immediately after the match.

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As a bonus segment today I would like to show all of you a video.

This video is about a 47 year old spinster, Susan Boyle, who joined Britain’s Got Talent show.

Just watch it and be Wowed. I think the whole video speaks for itself.

A further proof of the age old adage: Don’t judge a book by its cover.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

At the beginning you can tell from the people’s faces that they didn’t really like her and was kind of giving all those condescending look. But when she sang, every one gave her a standing ovation. A huge shocker and a huge inspiration to millions of people.