Masturbation. Twitters. True Love. Court Chaos. WEIRD THURSDAY!^^
Author: Carlo@hoGc // Category:our Douche Bag of The Day. It's just quite funny how our Douche Bag of the Day
died.
And Yes. He's dead sadly. Rest In Piece.
Our Douche Bag of the Day was apparently becoming Sexually Deprived. Most
probably because of the deepening recession that is happening in our economy,
he could not afford any more prostitutes. So he went for the next best thing.
A Soft Drink Bottle.
In an effort to fulfill his sexual desires, he decided to insert his genital into the soft
drink bottle. This 77 year old man got his genital into the bottle and only sought
help after finding out that he could not get it out despite trying out various ways.
Doctors tried to alleviate the problem but due to inflammation, he could not urinate
and other Medical Complications came up.
This guy, may he Rest In Piece, is our Douche Bag of the Day because no one in their
right mind will put his genital into a soft drink bottle. There are other ways to release
sexual desires and of the recommended way that I will recommend? Nope. Not go to
Geylang. Eat Chocolate or Oysters. They're awesome!
And Ladies and Gentlemen let's pause for a moment to respect our Douche Bag of the Day.
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If you see someone getting beaten up, what would you do? Lunge at them and join in the fun
of course! That was what this certain Judge in Broward exactly did. A man who was sentenced
to jail was unhappy with the lady who testified against him. So as a final 'appeal', he lunged
at her and started to beat her up. Court room plunges in chaos and the Judge jumped up
his chair, over the tables and lunges at the defense of the lady.
That'll be like the coolest scene. Imagine that in Singaporean context.
By the way, For Your Information, the guy was sentenced because of Domestic Violence.
What are the Odds of that happening?!
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Are you a teenager and is deciding whether you should have a relationship but is bogged
down by the question: 'Will it last?'
Well Good News for you because a professor and his team have created a model which
can calculate whether a relationship will succeed. Yes you heard me right. Calculate.
Using a Maths equation the professors can tell with 94% accuracy whether your relation can actually last or not.
That's just great. And here I was thinking Maths was just some boring subject full of
numbers that I will never understand. Now Maths can predict a relationship status.
That's just amazing.
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Hurry Jump in to the Twitter bandwagon or else even Primary school students will
be even more twit-literate than you. As part of a new High Tech Primary School
Curriculum, students will be taught how to use twitter, blogs, webcams and podcasts.
This is such an awesome curriculum. Imagine learning how to use Twitter and Facebook
during class! I think no one will skip lessons as much as students are skipping lessons now.
Singapore, can our curriculum also be changed into this?
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Heard of the Earth Hour Movement?
I'm joining the cause and switching off for 60 minutes on March 28 at 0830pm.
And that's our Question of The Day.
Are You Joining the Movement? If not, why?
Tell me all about it in the Tagboard!
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That's all I really want to say this weird Thursday March 26 2009. This is Carlo
and you've just been slapped with my prata.
PS
Tomorrow there will be another segment in my post which uses Google. We'll be looking
at the Top Searches in Google and I'll tell you more about that particular search. This is
exciting.
